I would locate my coffeeshop either in the south around the area where Easy Times is located or in the Jordaan close to Paradox, maybe in between of Amnesia and Paradox. Always directly on one of the bigger grachts (is this the plural of "gracht"?) in a more quiet area, as they look beautiful at night. Of course, this would require an outdoor area. It would have a bench like Utopia's pointing at the water, and maybe one or two more tables with chairs you can lean back in. Additionally some plants like bamboo, but nothing that blocks the view on the water. The shop front has big windows that can be opened in the summer and give a great view on the canals from inside in the winter.
The interior has light colors with benches on the wall with tables large enough for newspapers in front of them and chairs on the tables facing the wall and thus the benches. All in different sizes so that couples but also groups of e.g. six people can find a place to settle. Maybe two or three small rooms that are connected without a door. There is no smoking area, weed and hash only. But you can always chill outside with tobacco. There are also two or three volcanoes you can ask for at the bar to take to the table with you. Maybe one or two bongs - but I don't know about the cleaning part, so maybe not. There is a bookshelf with books like novels, books about cannabis, etc. which every guest can borrow for reading and put them back once he or she leaves. Also, the guests are encouraged to leave books they don't need anymore for others to enjoy. Board games are also provided, so are card games; creating a place where there is no hurry - something I often miss in the shops in the center.
The music constantly changes so that it doesn't get boring. Nothing wild like rock or metal though - although I listen to that every once in a while as well. Rather something like reggae, (deep) house, jazz, sometimes a little hip hop. And not too loud so conversations do not get disturbed.
The drinks are the same as in most coffeeshops. But as I like tea very much, there is a selection with a couple of green (mostly), white and black teas in their loose forms. The guests get hot water in a cup and a tea strainer with their portion of loose tea so that they can make it themselves - however they like it.
The food menu consists of a couple of snacks. The space cakes come in different strengths so that everybody can find what is best for her or him.
The weed menu (as in my previous post):
Sour Diesel
Super Silver Haze
Amnesia
Acapulco Gold --> I got rid of the Orange Bud for this one
NYC Diesel
Girl Scout Cookies
AK47
White Widow
OG Kush
LA Confidential
Hash menu:
classic Afghan
classic Moroccan 1
classic Moroccan 2
new school hash (e.g. like Utopia's Amnesia Cream)
ice o lator
Also some pre rolled joints of the strains on the menu.
No table service - everybody has to come to the counter. There, you can also get papers and filter tips if you need some. And lighters.
I would open the shop, wait until it does really good and then sell it and chill in it all day, everyday.
Probably not, as owning my own coffeeshop sounds like way too much fun
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