You're a stoner if...

[canaseed]

Ok, I always had some ideas, so let's get it rolle'n:

you are a stoner if ....

• You always have food in stock for the manchis

• You don’t remember the last day u didn’t smoke

• Your best friends are your dealer and your roller

• Your eye drops stock is always full

• You have named your favorite bong and pipe

• The term "hydro" does not mean water

• You have an usual parking place outside your local head shop

So... What is making YOU a stoner?

[DrGonzo]

Smoking Weed?

[canaseed]

Lol

And what happens THEN?

[DrGonzo]

If you believe the right wing media I cascade into a horrific life of mental ilness and apathy.

[Tall Guy]

You start getting stressed when you're down to your last half oz...who me

[Vaporizer]

You start getting stressed when you're down to your last half oz...who me

LOL.....so true

[DC]

'Grasshopper'....while on the path to true kipperedness, one must always resist being stressed. Only then will you make order out of chaos...and find the long lost 8th that fell down the back of the sofa.

[mover2100]

So... What is making YOU a stoner?

ummm... being on this forum & even reading this?

[Alaskan Biker]

if you find yourself feeling affection for those truly exceptional plants.....

YOU ARE A STONER

if you find yourself both affectionate and talking AT those truly exceptional plants and calling them "my little babies".......

YOU ARE A STONER

if you ever momentarily get angry or mourn the passing of a particularly great plant......

YOU ARE A STONER



or so I am told anyway............................

[711]

Never mourn the passing of a plant dear to you. =D After it's funeral and burial, it advances to it's next stage of life, and fertilizes future generations!