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Posted: Tue 29th May 2007 05:06 pm
by islandgurl
Spoken like an honest man, Neldo. I love givin bj's... it's the 40,000 men that turned me off. Bet she'll have muscles in her mouth like Jaws when she's done
Now that would be an awesome naked world record... longest oral sex session. Any volunteers (raising hand) lmao
Okay I could come up with some really cool naked world records hehe
Posted: Tue 29th May 2007 05:22 pm
by user54321
Distinct lack of shame in this thread...
Posted: Tue 29th May 2007 05:45 pm
by islandgurl
Shame is a wasted energy, I like using mine for more positive, fun things
Posted: Tue 29th May 2007 05:51 pm
by user54321
A modicum of shame goes a long way IG
Posted: Tue 29th May 2007 06:05 pm
by islandgurl
I like the way you think, Neldo... what's that saying about great minds thinking alike?
Posted: Tue 29th May 2007 06:13 pm
by user54321
I'm hardly a great mind... I am great though
Posted: Tue 29th May 2007 07:35 pm
by user54321
Neldo wrote:any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service
Just noticed this aswell...
We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.
She's gotta be adhering to one seriously fucking
HIGH standard of service if it's over in 5 minutes, I mean seriously,
SERIOUSLY high standards, or maybe part of the vetting process involves the question
"Are you an
early riser?"
then those candidates are selected
This is right off topic, I know... far better than bickering though and sorta ties in with the nudity theme of the thread
Posted: Thu 31st May 2007 02:48 am
by islandgurl
LMAO yep I read that the first time and died laughing at the depth of insertion part.
5 minutes? Damn! Took the owl longer to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I'd break the insertion rule after 4 3/4 minutes if I were them
Yep Neldo I'd rather be laughing and joking than bickering... life's too short and laughter is priceless.
Posted: Thu 31st May 2007 03:09 am
by islandgurl
Ooooooooh just came up with the most fun one yet, well as good as bodypainting anyway
Setting a naked world record for most amount of nekkid people swimming with dolphins. I am SO there! You with me, Neldo? lol
Posted: Fri 1st Jun 2007 08:22 pm
by user54321
Nah.
Dolphins don't want to walk with humans... they're smart, we're not, take a leaf out of their book
Posted: Sun 9th Sep 2007 04:07 pm
by bluelaru
HEY....I'M NAKED NOW DOSE THAT COUNT
Posted: Sun 9th Sep 2007 04:12 pm
by DC
"Close the blast doors.....CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!"
Posted: Sun 9th Sep 2007 04:57 pm
by bluelaru
STILL NAKED
Posted: Sun 9th Sep 2007 04:58 pm
by Twichaldinho
bluelaru wrote:STILL NAKED
sort it oot!!
Posted: Sun 9th Sep 2007 05:25 pm
by bluelaru
MAYBE...IF THEY HADENT BEEN HACKED OFF BY SOME ASSHOLE DR
WHO DIDNOT KNOW WHAT HE WAS LOOKING AT