Took Problem Chimp To The Holy City
Posted: Mon 5th Nov 2018 05:38 pm
Christmastime. I'm ill. Really ill. I suffer from a condition called Cluster Headaches, it only happens every few years, but it's happening now. It's murder. The doctors are filling me full of tramadol and its fucking me up. Something has to give. I need a formal diagnosis so I can get proper medication so I bite the bullet and go private. The neurologist is great, he prescribes what I need in terms of pain relief. It's an injection, subcutaneous. I hate needles, never injected myself before. But it takes the pain away and that's all that matters. I'm off the tramadol but it's been a tough time. I'm drained.
At Christmas I came into some money. Not loads but it helped. With this in mind my partner, L, says to me, "You need a break. You need to get away and have some time doing something you love. Go to Amsterdam". How I love that girl.
I'd have happily gone solo, but L was a little nervous about that that. I messaged my mate, J. He's my mucker, we've lived together, we play in a band together. He's only been abroad once and it wasn't Dam, I didn't think he'd be able to get the time off work, but he swung it and two weeks later we were off.
Js gf at the time drove us to the airport. It was snowing. Loads of flights had been cancelled a couple days before. Then she missed the exit.
Panic.
Some frantic driving and we're at the terminal. Flight delayed. Only an hour. Up in the sky. Back down again. Passports, trains, you know the script...
Day 1
Out of Centraal station and that vista greets you. Hello again old friend. We make our way to grab a days tram pass and on the way out J finds a bag of weed. He's delighted and I'm really happy it's like his first experience in the city. Turns out its utter shite and we bin it later but hey ho, it was a good moment. First up, smokes. I'm not leaving this place so late this time so first up is a fave from my last visit.
Voyagers
A natural destination for the incoming stoner and I thought the quality and service would be a nice first cs for J. We purchased 1g each of Sour Casey, Sour Pink Grapefruit and Lemon Bubble, grabbed some drinks and a grinder and hit the smoke room. There's a couple of departing tourists smoking their farewell spliff. The table we sit at has been left a right mess, baccy everywhere, empty drinks cans etc, wish people would tidy up after themselves, it's basic respect in my book. I clear the table and bin the rubbish. Altruism comes easy in Amsterdam.
J loved the Lemon Bubble and I was a fan of the Sour Casey. All reasonably priced I seem to remember but no notes on that. Knocked one together for the walk to the tram, quick sortie into Albert Hein and down to Prinzengracht to check in.
Hotel Mozart, nice enough, modern, simple. Non smoking but I like to be out and about anyway. Clean. Quick freshen up, we'd been to AH so had a beer, skin one for journey and out.
Now, we both like beer and J wanted to try some Dutch and Belgian beers so we stopped off here and there over the evening. Sinatra bar on Spui, always makes me smile. Cafe belgique with J drinking Kwaaks not realising they are strong and is it the Beer Emporium on Neiewsijdz? Correct if I'm wrong. Anyway I mention these now as I'm not sure of when and what order they happened.
We strolled through the RLD, J was a bit of a one in his day and I try to tempt him, "If you see a blue light, that means it's happy hour", he doesn't bite and is saved countless retellings of a tale in the pubs back home. Onwards to Neiewmarkt and I stopped by Green Place for a buy n fly of Silver Bubble, which was most enjoyable for €10 I think.
We also stopped by an old favourite of mine in Tweede Kamer. I've always liked this place and didn't visit on my last trip. Good to be back after some twelve years!
We shared some laughs with the very friendly, tall budtender. Picked up a g each of Blue Headband, LA Con and 24K Block Hash. Buy and fly. I think after here J buys an enormous slab of cheesecake, it looks too much for me so I have a waffle. Hit some bars up, Belgique, maybe Batavia too. Chipsy King. Sausage and hot sauce, whatever it's called, just the ticket! At some point we ended up in a cs I'd been eager to try but didn't get round to on my last trip
Utopia
Completely empty when we got there. Friendly budtender, Imran maybe, showed us a few. J went for Orange Cognac, I opted for Cheese Cookies. J borrowed a rather shabby looking pipe from Imran and we got the window seat to smoke up some. This was a decent opportunity to get through a bit of what we'd picked up and in the end we ended up pretty stoned. I wasn't convinced by the Cheese Cookies, it was a very nice looking bud and did the job but lacked flavour for me. I'm not saying it was bad just thought it'd be a little more pungent. We both enjoyed the Orange Cognac, it was probably Js favourite of the trip. Smoked some of the LA Con which was good, can't remember much although I enjoyed it, the 24K hash was really orangey, the strain was a stand out for me last time and I enjoyed the block version very much too. A few people came in while we were there. Nice place, bit sparse, but the bt was nice and the wares decent. Wish I'd have got to it last time. And now it's gone.
J wants a beer so we head out. It's raining. Think it was beer emporium at this point. Memory a little sketchy now but we ended up back at hotel. I got one of my heads and as I only had limited injections I decided to try the Blue Headband as I heard Headband strains are good for migraines, even though my headaches aren't migraine. Stoner logic. Skin one up and wander around outside, no medicinal effect from the weed, it stinks though haha. I ride this one out until it's goes after 45 mins or so. Head back to the room. I'd forgotten how much J snores. Wow. Eventually I sleep.
At Christmas I came into some money. Not loads but it helped. With this in mind my partner, L, says to me, "You need a break. You need to get away and have some time doing something you love. Go to Amsterdam". How I love that girl.
I'd have happily gone solo, but L was a little nervous about that that. I messaged my mate, J. He's my mucker, we've lived together, we play in a band together. He's only been abroad once and it wasn't Dam, I didn't think he'd be able to get the time off work, but he swung it and two weeks later we were off.
Js gf at the time drove us to the airport. It was snowing. Loads of flights had been cancelled a couple days before. Then she missed the exit.
Panic.
Some frantic driving and we're at the terminal. Flight delayed. Only an hour. Up in the sky. Back down again. Passports, trains, you know the script...
Day 1
Out of Centraal station and that vista greets you. Hello again old friend. We make our way to grab a days tram pass and on the way out J finds a bag of weed. He's delighted and I'm really happy it's like his first experience in the city. Turns out its utter shite and we bin it later but hey ho, it was a good moment. First up, smokes. I'm not leaving this place so late this time so first up is a fave from my last visit.
Voyagers
A natural destination for the incoming stoner and I thought the quality and service would be a nice first cs for J. We purchased 1g each of Sour Casey, Sour Pink Grapefruit and Lemon Bubble, grabbed some drinks and a grinder and hit the smoke room. There's a couple of departing tourists smoking their farewell spliff. The table we sit at has been left a right mess, baccy everywhere, empty drinks cans etc, wish people would tidy up after themselves, it's basic respect in my book. I clear the table and bin the rubbish. Altruism comes easy in Amsterdam.
J loved the Lemon Bubble and I was a fan of the Sour Casey. All reasonably priced I seem to remember but no notes on that. Knocked one together for the walk to the tram, quick sortie into Albert Hein and down to Prinzengracht to check in.
Hotel Mozart, nice enough, modern, simple. Non smoking but I like to be out and about anyway. Clean. Quick freshen up, we'd been to AH so had a beer, skin one for journey and out.
Now, we both like beer and J wanted to try some Dutch and Belgian beers so we stopped off here and there over the evening. Sinatra bar on Spui, always makes me smile. Cafe belgique with J drinking Kwaaks not realising they are strong and is it the Beer Emporium on Neiewsijdz? Correct if I'm wrong. Anyway I mention these now as I'm not sure of when and what order they happened.
We strolled through the RLD, J was a bit of a one in his day and I try to tempt him, "If you see a blue light, that means it's happy hour", he doesn't bite and is saved countless retellings of a tale in the pubs back home. Onwards to Neiewmarkt and I stopped by Green Place for a buy n fly of Silver Bubble, which was most enjoyable for €10 I think.
We also stopped by an old favourite of mine in Tweede Kamer. I've always liked this place and didn't visit on my last trip. Good to be back after some twelve years!
We shared some laughs with the very friendly, tall budtender. Picked up a g each of Blue Headband, LA Con and 24K Block Hash. Buy and fly. I think after here J buys an enormous slab of cheesecake, it looks too much for me so I have a waffle. Hit some bars up, Belgique, maybe Batavia too. Chipsy King. Sausage and hot sauce, whatever it's called, just the ticket! At some point we ended up in a cs I'd been eager to try but didn't get round to on my last trip
Utopia
Completely empty when we got there. Friendly budtender, Imran maybe, showed us a few. J went for Orange Cognac, I opted for Cheese Cookies. J borrowed a rather shabby looking pipe from Imran and we got the window seat to smoke up some. This was a decent opportunity to get through a bit of what we'd picked up and in the end we ended up pretty stoned. I wasn't convinced by the Cheese Cookies, it was a very nice looking bud and did the job but lacked flavour for me. I'm not saying it was bad just thought it'd be a little more pungent. We both enjoyed the Orange Cognac, it was probably Js favourite of the trip. Smoked some of the LA Con which was good, can't remember much although I enjoyed it, the 24K hash was really orangey, the strain was a stand out for me last time and I enjoyed the block version very much too. A few people came in while we were there. Nice place, bit sparse, but the bt was nice and the wares decent. Wish I'd have got to it last time. And now it's gone.
J wants a beer so we head out. It's raining. Think it was beer emporium at this point. Memory a little sketchy now but we ended up back at hotel. I got one of my heads and as I only had limited injections I decided to try the Blue Headband as I heard Headband strains are good for migraines, even though my headaches aren't migraine. Stoner logic. Skin one up and wander around outside, no medicinal effect from the weed, it stinks though haha. I ride this one out until it's goes after 45 mins or so. Head back to the room. I'd forgotten how much J snores. Wow. Eventually I sleep.
















