JOKES.

echc1 · Post by **echc1** » Sat 4th Dec 2010 01:09 am

the crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest,found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint...the crocodile looked up and said"Hey you!!"...so the koala looked down at him and said,"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT DUDE....How much water DID you drink!?"

gixxer · Post by **gixxer** » Sat 4th Dec 2010 10:23 am

rastus and marylou are feeling hungry, marylou says " rastus i feel like a piece of chicken "

"well suck my cock marylou, it sure does taste foul"

DC · Post by DC » Sat 4th Dec 2010 10:31 pm

Snow White and the 7 dwarfs were all in the bath feeling happy, then Happy got out and they all felt grumpy instead.

steven · Post by **steven** » Sat 4th Dec 2010 10:38 pm

So I just filled out a questionnaire

Question 1: Describe yourself in 3 words:

Not Very Good With Numbers

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Thu 16th Dec 2010 11:07 pm

If Santa comes down my chimney again this year he can bloody well mop it up himself......disgusting!!!

luvtick · Post by **luvtick** » Sat 18th Dec 2010 01:07 pm

A little holiday funny:

Cheers!

schererbuzz · Post by **schererbuzz** » Sun 19th Dec 2010 11:10 pm

For Christmas last year I got a sweater. I'm hoping this year I get a screamer.

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Sun 19th Dec 2010 11:35 pm

Wikileaks for kids: Santa isn't real.

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Mon 20th Dec 2010 12:32 am

PS3 GETS A DECENT GAME

Pauli Wallnuts · Post by **Pauli Wallnuts** » Mon 20th Dec 2010 01:34 am

winter starts tuesday

luvtick · Post by **luvtick** » Mon 20th Dec 2010 10:39 pm

Pauli Wallnuts wrote:winter starts tuesday

templeball · Post by **templeball** » Fri 24th Dec 2010 07:39 pm

There are two snowmen in the middle of a field, one turns to the other and says '..here mate, do you smell carrots?'

Rufus · Post by **Rufus** » Mon 27th Dec 2010 06:00 pm

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall??

A: DAM

PMSL sorry cheesy xmas cracker joke had to share

artymac · Post by **artymac** » Mon 27th Dec 2010 07:02 pm

That was a lot funnier "Rufus" when i imagined you telling it in a "Frank Carson" voice

Hate to put anyone on a downer at Christmas but, "Rufus", is Frank Carson still alive? I really hope so!! I nearly fell off my chair when he said his mother, "used to be a tail gunner on a milk float"

It really was "the way he told them!!"

Rufus · Post by **Rufus** » Mon 27th Dec 2010 10:22 pm

artymac wrote:That was a lot funnier "Rufus" when i imagined you telling it in a "Frank Carson" voice
Hate to put anyone on a downer at Christmas but, "Rufus", is Frank Carson still alive? I really hope so!! I nearly fell off my chair when he said his mother, "used to be a tail gunner on a milk float" It really was "the way he told them!!"

Artymac I believe yes he is still alive, I'm afraid I just don't have the accent he would have as I'm a girl, but could give it a go for ya

Ive met him once on stage in the Grand Opera House in Belfast when I was 7yrs old. Did a dance on the stage during panto. Got a poxy selection box then lost my parents, fuck me the memories