JOKES.

[Trad]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Canadian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an African, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist, a Christian, and an atheist all went together to a night club one evening.



The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai..."

[cattales1960]

ooo thats bad.......... ROFL

[artymac]

"Trad", inspite of myself, i burst out laughing a couple of seconds after i read the punchline!!

Top work!! ...and not even a repeat in that list of countries!!!!

[davex4]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Canadian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an African, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist, a Christian, and an atheist all went together to a night club one evening.



The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai..."

I started bursting out laughing when I realized "Just how can anyone assemble that fucking lot!" and then, eventually, I find after actually going to all that trouble to find a single person to assemble all that lot and all that entails etc etc etc only to actually get there to be told by some cool rugby playing fucking bouncer "Sorry, I cant let you in without a Thai."

Poor Trad. He goes to all that trouble to get into a night club and all he needed was a Thai bride. Fuck me Trad, you go to Thailand mate and once, or so I hear (aint been there yet), you are there, most are quite good looking, some are crackers!!!!! What cracks me up is the 50 Y.O. divorcees with utterly ugly girls.

Hey man, they are the ones that actually DO want to have your babies. Shit you go through an "Ugly" divorce, two angry years later you realize you aint 20 no more, so you hope in Thailand they are better.

And where are you at 55? Sitting somewhere, looking at ANOTHER baby being fed by Its mother! Only advantage is the Thai bird dont speak English or whatever (DON'T WORRY, THEY WILL LEARN WHAT THEY WANT TO) So you say "Wun Hung, me go many pints mates."
Wung Hung say "Ok, you leavie foodie????"
Trad says "Wung Hung, how many more times do I have to tell you!!!!! Food. White thing Kitchens. Over stuff in Big cup board thing."

Trad wonders off to meet his mates and has a good time. Wung Hung had a peaceful weekend and fucked Trads brains out when he returned home slightly pissed! And do you, dear reader, know why Trad was pissed? You got it. He could not get in a night club because as he left Wung hung said " No forget Lie."

And Trad thought " What is she on about now? I only ever lied to the first model??????"

Stoner chics, Cat per example, any comments

PS And I DO know about the ones who are an exact copy of a lady but also have a willy. Why, just the other day, Gods honest truth I was down the red light district here and at the top end (to me) I asked the best looking one the following "Can I just have a feel of you to see what its like.? Quick as a flash she say Minimum 50 (MInimum mind, NOT maximum!!!!) You get good fuck me suck your cock (hope your over 18!) you fuck me!" I said how the hell can I fuck you when you have no fanny???? (Americans, I know its a see you n t but we call a butt an aseole).

Anyway she became another "Miss no pay." and now we are the best of mates!!!!!

Ain't life funny. I am not gay, far from it and now I have a gorgeous "mate" who one day is Sue and the next Fred. Johny Cash IS right. Life aint easy for a boy name Sue!

edit typo a boy named Sue (Freudian slip maybe????)

[geoffk]

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[Joshuadrooney]

But wait...
Its okay to F.. around wit catholic religion and the pope but ... when come a joke about the jews, all you freaks got to freak out!

lets talk about what you Britts ppl did to irland... id say in long run was worst then the Holocust!

Fucked the cathjolic church cause your king was an idiot an a horny one whom NEVER got hes son!! that the biggest joke of all Brittish history and GOD DIDNT SAVE THE QUEEN!!

You dirty little shit eating fudgepacker canadian cunt.

[Cisco]

^^^ is there really any need for this ? I saw in Chat what you were saying , what I'm reading here is Adamster giving an opinion how other peeps write shit but no one jumps on them !!! And you give him this shit for what ? Cause he said what the Brits done in Ireland is as bad as the Nazis ? So how is this a joke against Jews ?

I'm sick of people jumping on the bandwagon , can you think for yourself ? (not directed at you)

[Joshuadrooney]

^^^ is there really any need for this ? I saw in Chat what you were saying , what I'm reading here is Adamster giving an opinion how other peeps write shit but no one jumps on them !!! And you give him this shit for what ? Cause he said what the Brits done in Ireland is as bad as the Nazis ? So how is this a joke against Jews ?

I'm sick of people jumping on the bandwagon , can you think for yourself ? (not directed at you)

Why jews got Big noses?

Cause they liing about the holocaust!! (hehe)

How you get a jewish girls fone # ?

Look under her sleve of her arm!

[Cisco]

Ok fair play , but as Adamster points out there are other offensive (so called) jokes on here , but no one gets pulled up on it but as soon as he does !!! See your post above

As I say I'm sick of Adamster getting it tight ok he don't help himself at times , like us all , but a lot jump on the bandwagon and attack him , mob mentality

So really no need to make threats , unless that's how you personally resolve/sort out peeps that don't have the same thoughts/POV as yourself ?

[codejd]

Please stop quoting Adamster.

Posted back in September 2010 when I thought this was put to rest:

Although I don't find the jokes Adamster quoted to be funny in the least, there are plenty of funny Jewish jokes dealing with other stereotypical Jewish attributes, so I just can't understand making jokes about something that happened TO a group of people as a result of somebody's actions rather than actual tendencies of certain groups of people.

For the Jews, center around the big noses, the tight wallets, the choking language and whatever else you can come up with as a result of what they represent as a race not by what has been done to them.

One of your jokes dealt with Holocaust Denial which just in case you haven't been paying attention the past 60+ years is kind of a big deal to some people, especially Jews.

[angry pirate]

Shit, thought i clicked on the "fun" thread, silly me...

You know she's too young if you have to make the aeroplane noise to get yer cock in her mouth...

I know, i'm going to hell...

[angry pirate]

[Cisco]

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels ?






Jack Daniels comes alive with Coke

[angry pirate]

love the sig Cisco..

[angry pirate]

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels ?






Jack Daniels comes alive with Coke

Ouch, too soon..
Fuck it then, floodgates open...