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Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
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Boner wrote:Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
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Harsh, on the Amy Winehouse jokes. Somebody had tweeted "Finally, Amy Winehouse stopped using drugs."
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They say that it does no harm to give your children a little smack if they deserve it. I'm not sure Amy Winehouse's dad would agree with that!
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someolddude
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The guy who wrote the hokey cokey died last thursday, there was a riot at the undertakers,when they were putting him in the coffin.it all started when they put his left leg in.
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someolddude
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My son was born with no body.so upon his 18th birthday I took him to the pub for his 1st beer a pint of heineken .after pouring it down his throat he grew half a torso and 1 arm.
WOW I thought so promplty ordered 2 more heinekens wich he downed in one his 2nd pint and grew another half a torso and another arm.I gave him some money and went toilet,when I got back he had a leg,and was only 1 leg short of being complet.after 1 more pint of heineken it happened he grew another leg.
Upon seeing he was complete "dad" he says."give me some money I want to goto a club pick up a woman and have sex for the 1st time in my life.I gave him some money and he said his goodbyes and left the pub.he ran out the pub and while running across the roadwas hit by a bus instantly killing him.
What's the moral to the story?
Quit drinking when your ahead.
WOW I thought so promplty ordered 2 more heinekens wich he downed in one his 2nd pint and grew another half a torso and another arm.I gave him some money and went toilet,when I got back he had a leg,and was only 1 leg short of being complet.after 1 more pint of heineken it happened he grew another leg.
Upon seeing he was complete "dad" he says."give me some money I want to goto a club pick up a woman and have sex for the 1st time in my life.I gave him some money and he said his goodbyes and left the pub.he ran out the pub and while running across the roadwas hit by a bus instantly killing him.
What's the moral to the story?
Quit drinking when your ahead.
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What was Amy Winehouses biggest hit?
Her last one.
Her last one.
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redeyezman
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How much coke did Charlie Sheen do?
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Shells sink. Dreams float.
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What's green & slimy and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frogs finger...
Kermit the frogs finger...
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I watched this twice "Boner" and then it 'hit' me!! Fuck that looks so sore!!
Is it just the humanitarian in me that wants to rush over and 'comfort' the poor lass....
Is it just the humanitarian in me that wants to rush over and 'comfort' the poor lass....
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So the Big Brother house has Jedward and a swimming pool! Where the fuck is Barrymore when you need him!
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