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MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on
Virgil's house. They search the shed where the
firewood is kept .
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff
come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

haha

hahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha

thats a good one

Man, I gotta try that. Splitting firewood sux.

BigRigRob wrote:Man, I gotta try that. Splitting firewood sux.

do u no have central heating outside europe?

yes but alot of houses , at least in canada still have an old fashion fire place. and even fire pits outside.. where cut up logs or firewood are perfect

There are quite a few houses in my (red)neck of the woods without central heating.

I miss the open fire my gran had in her house.

If I ever get round to building my own hoose, I'm havin an open fire

I take it Floyd didn't have internet access.

Twichaldinho wrote:I miss the open fire my gran had in her house.

If I ever get round to building my own hoose, I'm havin an open fire

do you mean like a fireplace?

NirvanaEJ wrote: do you mean like a fireplace?

Yes.