The "i like my ____, like i like my ____" game

[CHELSEA_SMOKERS_SOCIETY]

ok, today a friend at work and i were playing the

"i like my ____, like i like my ____"

game.

basically you copy the sentance and fill in the blanks with the funniest or most offensive thing you can think of.

childish, offensive and toilet humour is the name of game... because lets face it, those are the best kinds of humour.

give it a go!

[CHELSEA_SMOKERS_SOCIETY]

i like my women, like i like my coffee. black and bitter.

[CHELSEA_SMOKERS_SOCIETY]

i like my meat, like i like my women. as young as possible ,and hopefully raised in a box having never seen daylight.

[geoffk]

I like my women's teeth, like I like my coffee. Black.

[SoulRider]

I Like my women like i like my Caramel sauce. Sticky.

[EdinburghBoy]

i like my bush like i like my wife's bush, well you wanted toilet humour !!!

[lampshade]

I like my toilet seat, like I like my mother in law

[Sir Niall of Essex-sire]

I like my women like i like my whisky, aged 10 years.

I feel ashamed.

[Puffin13]

i like my women, like i like my coffee. black and bitter.

Another version goes, I like my women like I like my coffee; Hot, Black and with a little cream.

[laidbackfreak]

I like my women like i like my whisky, aged 10 years.

I feel ashamed.

personally i like a more mature woman like a whisky aged 30 yrs

[nehctik]

I like my women like I like my coffee, Ground up and in the freezer.

Oddly im not a fan off coffee to tell the truth lol