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Let's contaminate the world with cannabis!

For the last year or so I have been thinking about smearing a bit of black (though it is admittedly not good enough to smoke) on a police dog van that is always parked outside the owners house.

Last night however I had a better idea.


Fill an aerosol will oil laced butane. This would be very easy to carry and apply, plus the quality of end product should be pure enough to drive dogs crazy and also contaminate many other things depending on where spayed.

I also am enjoying the image of someone trying to wash the bloody stuff off LOL.

I know this could be perceived as criminal damage, but I prefer to look at it as a laugh, or, slightly worse, as a waste of good pot!

^^^^^ Evil Genius ^^^^^

I really dont think thats a good idea at all tbh, like you said waste of good pot. Something that's been talked about for a long time is too literally overgrow the government with hemp, really easy to get hold of it's the main staple in a lot of mixed bird seed, basically get as many hemp seeds as you can and scatter them all over the place, my favourite would be the planters outside the courts/police stations.

Maybe this year is the year to get this going?

You really wouldn't need a lot to send dogs wild or overload testing machines.

Plus, oil can be obtained from the poorest of plant material.


mmm. car door handles....... or perhaps standing upwind of a queue of people waiting to get into a night club where the poilice are drug testing.

Evil genius

Thanks!



Mwahahaaaaa !

In April of 08 on my way to the Dam I stopped in D.C. to visit my daughter and family at Bethesda Naval Airbase where son-in-law was stationed.
Stayed in guest barracks while there and prior to leaving scattered seeds in planters and flower pots all over the base.

Boner wrote:I really dont think thats a good idea at all tbh, like you said waste of good pot. Something that's been talked about for a long time is too literally overgrow the government with hemp, really easy to get hold of it's the main staple in a lot of mixed bird seed, basically get as many hemp seeds as you can and scatter them all over the place, my favourite would be the planters outside the courts/police stations.

Maybe this year is the year to get this going?

In the days of yore, when sometimes 20% of a bag was seeds, we did this all the time. Since we feminized the production, seeds are harder to come by. Wide spread gowth would drive the guys in the helicopters looking for gardens crazy and divert their attention from real gowths. I would love the see the news reports of the multi-million dollar street value of the un-cultivated ditch weed from seeds that I threw out in a field one day.

You wouldn't be smiling so much when pollen from schwag ruins your sensi....



I had been collecting seeds for 10+ years. I had nearly 2000 of them. They were destined to be 'set free' one spring. Only trouble is i got burgled by the scum in the basement flat where I was living and they nicked them along with quite a lot of other shit.

Now, if I wasn't a second-class citizen, I could have gone to the police and have these arseholes arrested - maybe it might have stopped them burgling a first-class citizen.
As it happens, I probably would have been in more trouble than them........

I love this world.....
/sarcasm

i used to seed courthouse flower beds and traffic islands but then later realised it could spread pollen but it was fun.....dave ,you let them live???? what they did is unforgiveable....to steal a guys seeds is going too far

I didn't think the pollen traveled very far.

I believe they did live. However a sympathetic acquaintance of mine did pay them a visit shortly after I moved out.

I would have much preferred not to have lost my stuff and had the police on board though......

hoping to get hold of some nice thai/jamaica in the near future, will then for sure spread the seeds whereever we get

pollen can travel many miles if the wind or insects are favourable...once saw a pic of a pollen cloud on the wind,the pic was i believe take in morocco but i can't remember where i saw it whether it was in one of the books i have or online.....i have some ice/super skunk seeds that may get "accidently dropped" around the area this year

Ive got a photo of some weed growing outside a police station in america somewhere, in a real old issue of hightimes, i try hunt it out.

Someone planted some seeds in the bed boxes outside our local town hall and it took quite a while for anyone to realise. It was a bit of a shock really, cause i thought it would not grow outside in our climate.
Ill ask bro for the paper cutting,
I do know they destroyed them before they flowered/budded, but it was a funny site for a couple of weeks.

I would love to plant some on the lawn, outside the house of commons.

doobydave wrote:Let's contaminate the world with cannabis!

For the last year or so I have been thinking about smearing a bit of black (though it is admittedly not good enough to smoke) on a police dog van that is always parked outside the owners house.

Last night however I had a better idea.


Fill an aerosol will oil laced butane. This would be very easy to carry and apply, plus the quality of end product should be pure enough to drive dogs crazy and also contaminate many other things depending on where spayed.

I also am enjoying the image of someone trying to wash the bloody stuff off LOL.

I know this could be perceived as criminal damage, but I prefer to look at it as a laugh, or, slightly worse, as a waste of good pot!

Why not just use old bong water? That would drive the drug dog wild.

I too have scattered many bag seeds in areas I have lived. Usually it was in a clearing in the woods. I always wanted to go back and see if any of them made it or if they were found and destroyed but I moved from the area. Oh well. OVERGROW THE GOVERNMENT! Peace.