The "Can You.." Game

[Taylor]

Bah! Easy!

Can you Masturbate on an airplane?

[artymac]

"Taylor", i think many years of therapy lie ahead..... (I'm the guy sitting next to you in the group sessions!!!) .....No i wouldn't have a "Ham Shank" on the aeroplane going to "Amsterdam" as they might send me right back to "Glasgow"!!!

P.S. "Taylor" that avatar of yours fits in perfectly with your question!!!

"Luvtick" it was Mr "Whipple" who didn't like it squeezed!!!

the game.... Can you tell me where my country lies....

[spidergawd]

Can you tell me where my country lies....

Approx. 56.34'N X 5.09'W


Can you tell me how long it would take a centipede with clogs on to walk across a barrel of treacle ?

[Taylor]

About 25 mins, give or take 10 seconds.


Can you paint yourself purple and streak down the local high street!


Hand shanks on Airplanes are good. It's pressurised so it erupts haha!!

[Cisco]

I could I wouldn't though


: there is only one country in the world where Coca-Cola is not the market leader : CAN YOU name it and the drink

[spidergawd]

Scottishland - IRN BRU

Can you name me the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse

[artymac]

War...
Famine...
....Redrum?
...and Shergar
Sorry "spidergawd" had to peek on Wikipedia .... although i can guarantee you if i'd have had money on any of them, it would them that would have been getting distroyed... (The other two where Death and Conquest)

Can you juggle?

[Taylor]

Yes, only 3 ball cascade though!

Can you walk down to the end of your garden and relax in an Indoor Jacuzzi!

[artymac]

Afraid not..... but i could jump the fence and play on next door's swing

Can you speak more than one language? Go on, who can speak several?

[Taylor]

Yes I can. I can speak English, Australian English, Irish English, Jamaican English (little bits), Scottish English, Welsh English and Sarcastic.


Can you roll a cross joint? Like the one in Pineapple express?

[Mr Oranje]

I did once but have lost the ability over the years. I will try again when I get some green in!

Can you fly a plane?

[artymac]

No, wish i could though....

Can you get frisked without laughing?

[Taylor]

Without laughing yes, without smiling no

Can you do a handstand?

[USbongLord]

yes...can you do pushups while in a handstand? (9)

[artymac]

No. Not even when i considered myself fit!!! (could clap between push-ups..... a couple )

Can you hold your breath for a minute?