HASJ DREAMER IN TOWN! May 24-30, 2009

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HASJ DREAMER IN TOWN! May 24-30, 2009

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:D

It's REAL nice to move from "travel plans before" to "travelogues (after or during)"! Now we're really HERE!

Update for Lubricant, Fauntleroy and CodeJD:
Since it's currently raining and already 1:23pm and we're taking off for the concert 'round 6-6:30pm, why don't we shoot for a meet up tomorrow? We're on Brouwersgracht around the corner from Haarlemstraat shops and just a block down from our new favorite shop "137"! Doors, Siberie...both nice and close. Our only plans are a scooter excursion out to the REAL Anne Frank house (where she lived, not hid out), about a 20 minute ride from the center (an hour knowing my navigational skills on the scooter!!).

Alright, on with the show!

SATURDAY, MAY 23, 2009:
We depart Logan airport in Boston - the weather is nice and despite the change in gate and long lines to get a ticket the flight is uneventful and our last seats on the plane provided us privacy (except the que to the toilet at times), quick toilet access and nobody behind us. Besides, I had our loaded iPod (50gb of tunes at the ready) and dozed virtually the whole flight.

SUNDAY, MAY 24, 2009:
We arrive early due to tail winds and it's sunny and chilly (being 8am and all) and we head out to catch our train. The first thing we do notice is there are waaay more Americans than we expected. Granted, many are in casual business attire but quite a few have that stoner vibe to them and we're all heading for our first smoke.

The train is literately waiting for us to climb aboard and we're in the City centre by 8:30am, a good hour before our greeter will meet us at the apartment. We track down our place first - a piece of cake since we've studied Google Maps street view until our eye's bled - and, since there's no greeter in site we head for the nearest coffeeshop (well, what's a boy to do??) and so the games begin...

BARNEY'S, HAARLEMSTRAAT
We stop in and the long-haired pony tailed bloke and brunette chick are in no mood for conversation. That's ok, my practiced "dunk yu well" (sorry for butchering the spelling!) at least elicits me a smile and appropriate response of (I'm hoping) the Dutch equivalent of "you're welcome". Of course, it could have been Dutch for "go fuck yourself" and I would have just smiled and placed my order anyway!!:D

We order our first batch - the mighty "KING HASSAN" at the even mightier price of 18e/g. Of course, at home I would have emptied out my bank account to purchase such hasj at such a price but since we are NOT at home but TRUELY AT home we must view the hasj with a selective eye. The results do not dissapoint - wonderful texture, dark brown shell with a creamy interior. The taste was real good (not great) but pure and the high chilled us out for our meet and greet with the greeter we were going to meet.

While toking, we noticed the blonde chick at the other side of Barney's looked familiar - she was on our plane! Sitting with a guy we didn't recognize, I approached and asked if they were from Boston. The guy said "no" and she sheepishly said "I flew in with you guys"...it looked like she was a bit embarrassed, almost like she was caught where whe wasn't supposed to be! I just said something like "we ALL head here first, don't we?" and walked off.

Finishing our spliff and cafe, we wonder to our apartment and wait a few minutes for our greeter. What was to come blew us away...

BUT, MORE ON THAT LATER!

Thanks for the read, LUBE, FAUNTLEROY, CODE JD - see you tommorrow??


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Nice!
cant wait to read more!
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I love it, are you going to leave us on with a cliffhanger everyday? good read!!
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yes, boy! Get in! Looking forward to a rundown of the latest hashies in 'dam!
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Alrighty then...

It's about 11:20 and we're chillin' in the Freeworld using their internet, drinking their coffee and smoking their hashish...

One correction to yesterday's report: at BARNEY'S it was the "Caramella Cream" that ran 18 e/g, NOT "King Hassan" as originally reported!

By the way, new camera that's a helluva lot more portable so look for some pics when we get home. It DOES have a macro setting but the flash keeps giving me a hard time. I'll try to work some photoshop magic and bring them up to par...

Where were we? Ah yes, meeting our greeter!

So it's Sunday morning and we're pleasantly baked off of the Caramella and sitting on the bench in front of our apartment. The view is pretty ridiculous - the Prins AND Brouewers both in view and the trees are in full bloom, the sky is blue and the houseboats decorated with flowers and greenery. Our greeter - a very proper and polite Dutch woman, greets us and opens the door...

On instinct I go to bolt up the stairs but she is shouting "wait, down here first" apparently to save the best for last. The first/garden floor has both bedrooms (one with a skylight from the courtyard instead of windows, the other looks onto the bench where we were sitting) and the biggest, baddest, cleanest, most-well stocked apartment bathroom you could ask for! Needless to say, the wife was THRILLED :D

Upstairs I'm told to watch my head since it's a staircase added later and resembles a houseboat ladder set-up. Once upstairs we KNOW why she saved the best for last - we enter into a formal dining room with chandelier overhead and antique teacups on the meticulous table! Old photos adorn the walls and we enter into the living room to see a WORKING FIREPLACE complete with candle holders on our right, an ANTIQUE CURIOUS CABINET on our left with, yep, antiques galore (plus a couple of rather creepy clown figurines!). The view infront? HO-LEE SHIT!! Both canals and since the weather is PERFECT and it's a Sunday EVERYONE IS OUT WITH THEIR BOATS! Drinking, lounging and passing by us like a parade! The ceilings run a good 12-15 feet tall and stained glass accents the tops of the windows. One thing, we DO have to water the flower boxes at night!! We pass the hallway to go to the kitchen and spot a GORGEOUS carousel horse hanging out!! We pass a half bath(!) on our way into the stained glass covered kitchen complete with microwave, oven, stove, fridge, freezer, deep fryer (yes, deep fryer! not that we'd attempt THAT stoned), dishwasher and CLEAN (yes, clean!) pots and pans that aren't used to death! We bow graciously to our greeter who heads out to enjoy HER day. We unpack, and we're off to bask in the summer sunshine beaming down on the 'dam...

Alright, time to grab a light munch and attempt a scooter ride to Anne Frank's house (her residence, not the hiding place) a bit out of the center a few blocks past the Pijp.

LUBE, CODEJD, LEROY - HIT US UP FOR A SESSION TONIGHT!

Until then, enjoy! :D
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Back home and recovered from the flight - pics follow!

First off, here's some pics of the apartment and view:

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Unpacked and raring to go we head out lightly stoned into the beautiful sunlight and balmy temps. Funny thing, this time out we are FAMISHED...I mean, STARVING. Normally we won't eat so early on our first day but today we head towards the Dam and stop at CAFE BLOM for (again, see our last trip post) for THE best English Breakfast (and at only 7.50, quite the bargain). Funny, this time out the table behind us was taking photos of their English Breakfast - I didn't feel so strange!

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With full stomachs and heads in need of enlightenment we bop around the corner to BETTY BOOPS

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Fortunately, we meet up with our buddy Mikey and settle in for a session. Our first bud of the trip?

CHOCOLOPE at 12 e/g

Man, it's only been 8 months since our last trip and we've noticed some significant changes in menus - chocolope (and LA Con) are EVERYWHERE. Betty's batch was nothing special to look at but tasted dense and complex - very "earthy" and rich with a bake that left us plastered to the chairs sitting in the welcoming sunshine. We left Mikey and headed back towards our neighborhood to explore a bit:

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Finding Barney's a wee bit pricey (for hasj anyway), we decide to check out the DAMPKRING and pick up our first RIFMAN hasj of the trip:

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DAHLIA at 14 e/g. Heavy, heavy hitter. Dark brown crust, medium brown interior that squished nicely to the touch. We grabbed to go and picked up some haze to keep us awake:

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AMNESIA A (or B?) 13 HAZE

Dampkring NEVER lets you down and the haze was no exception...great cure and a potent aroma that was only matched by its spicy taste and clean high!

Thanks for reading...more to follow!
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HasjDreamer wrote:Thanks for reading...more to follow!
thanks for the report and and looking forward to the ...more to follow

i also really appreciate your writing style with links to the photos rather than the photos themselves, sometimes big photos get in the way of the read

i suppose the links could be thumbnails to the big photos

imo the thumbnails wouldn't get in the way of the read

so more more please ...
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Cheers for the report and pics dude 8)
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Likeing the report so far ! nice




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Wicked report and lovin the pics!!

What the red rizla for? :shock:

nice1 :D
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Post by Twichaldinho »

As always, great report.

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Great spot. I love/loved King of the Hill, lol.
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Thank you very very much for the menu pics.
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Great Reviews

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Thanks for the stories and photos, theres always a great time in Amsterdam :lol:
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excellent read. :lol:
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Twich - I LOVE it, another Bobby-Hill head (and let's not forget William "Bill" Fontaine De la Tour Dauterive)!

Red Rizlas? Hash ciggy's of course! We moved up to blue rizlas shortly after (much thinner) as well as the dozens of papers scoffed at various coffeeshops!

Previously on Hasj Dreamer:
Arrived and straight to Barney's...English Brekky, Dampkring for hasj & haze.

It's Sunday and despite our best effort of smoking haze the Dahlia Rifman simply insisted that we take a brief snooze to recupe and we slip into a blissful 2 hr nap and awake around 7pm. Refreshed and insisting on coffee, we make our way two blocks down Brouersgracht to our favorite hang out shop of the trip:

COFFEESHOP 137

Small, unobtrusive coffeeshop that could pass for an art gallery that's missing its paintings - beige walls, wooden tables and padded wooden built in benches with a massive flat screen that seemed to show nothing but bicycle racing whenever we were there! There were two young local Dutch-Moroccan girls flirting with the budtender and we asked to check out the menu.

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We dive into the "Super Polm" at 9.20 euro for the gram:

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And order us up two cups of coffee...

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Why did I take not one but two pictures of our coffee? Well, dang-namn it, it was THE best coffee I have EVER had! And, no, not just 'cause we were baked (were weren't that baked yet) or because we were in the greatest city in the world - but because it simply was the best tasting coffee that has ever crossed my lips!

The super polm was light brown, fresh and pliable. It rolled up waxy and sticky and burnt well with a fragrant and rather sweet hasj taste that settled the head and prepped us for our first night out.
The clientele appeared to be local but not intimidating or unfriendly. A mix of Moroccan and Dutch locals popped in and out and seemed to know everybody making the place feel like a Amsterdam cheers and it only made me long to be the Dutch "Norm" (or would that be "AbNorm"?).
We left a 50 cahoot tip that left the budtender smiling and remembering us on the next visit ...and there would be MANY!

Hunger was brewing and we head around the corner to PIZZERIA LA VITA (Lindengracht 31). ANOTHER local joint - the outside is PACKED so we happily sit inside where it is much quieter and order a couple of beers, a salami pizza and a mix salad. As we sit we watch the locals pop in and out for take-away confirming our wise choice for the evenings eatery. The pizza arrives - pretty typical in appearance, very "amsterdam" style at 10 - 12" or so, flat as Texas and burnt nicely at the edges. The salad was freakin' enORmous (basic mixed salad) and, like the pizza, perfectly tasty and hit the spot like an animal abuser.

Raring to go with a haze backwoods blunt rolled we walk into the daylight (at 8:00pm or so it feels like 4pm in Boston) and head towards Nieumarkt. Having acquired our Dutch-legs we make it over in short-time and I drag the wife into the first MUST go coffeeshop, our favorite from August...

GREENPLACE

We're contemplating a grab & go but settle in for a soda and spin some of that 137 hasj. We scope the menu...

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...and, looking for both upbeat for the evening and downbeat for the end of night, we choose:

"Silver Bubble" at 14 e/g

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beautiful bud, perfect cure, velcro texture and a pungent aroma that would clear out a room! We smoke some - clear and clean - and decide to save the 2nd half for the morning.

"OG Kush" at 14 e/g

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We needed to call some movers with a truck 'cause this shit was HEAVY! You know when you just look at a bud and it kinda looks BACK at you with that "what the fuck are YOU looking at buddy?" expression? And you crack it open and it smells like Barry White's voice "can't get enough of your love Babe!"? Well, THAT'S exactly what it was like!

Ok, gotta go...thanks for the encouraging words. And, yes, MORE TO COME!

-HD
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