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You know your a stoner when : you cant be bothered trying a new method of joint rolling cause if you f***ed it up you would have to wait longer for a spliff

I have been wanting to try rolling flaming back flips but when i was thinking of trying it was first spliff after work ! not a good time to be arsing around !

Y.K.Y.A.S.W....

........All your T shirts have got little holes in them.

you know you're a stoner when...

you run out of lighters...

need...lighter...for...bong...

...so you light a candle in order to light toothpicks so the bong can be lit more than once!!!

(Then all your friends send/give you LOTS of lighters...)

luvtick wrote:you know you're a stoner when...

you run out of lighters...

need...lighter...for...bong...

...so you light a candle in order to light toothpicks so the bong can be lit more than once!!!

(Then all your friends send/give you LOTS of lighters...)

I bet you could get some of this from your local headshop: http://www.thebeelinestore.com/

luvtick wrote:you know you're a stoner when...

you run out of lighters...

need...lighter...for...bong...

...so you light a candle in order to light toothpicks so the bong can be lit more than once!!!

(Then all your friends send/give you LOTS of lighters...)

The problem with lighting pipe and bongs from a candle ,if you're not careful you get a bowlful of candle wax ...YUCK...jobs fucked,back to spliffs
Yesterday i put thekettle on,put coffee in cup,when kettle boiled i turned it off and took cup to my computer...5 mins later took a swig and discovered i hadnt poured the friggin water into cup...DOH

darkglobe wrote:

luvtick wrote:you know you're a stoner when...

you run out of lighters...

need...lighter...for...bong...

...so you light a candle in order to light toothpicks so the bong can be lit more than once!!!

(Then all your friends send/give you LOTS of lighters...)

The problem with lighting pipe and bongs from a candle ,if you're not careful you get a bowlful of candle wax ...YUCK...jobs fucked,back to spliffs

oh no...i conserve the matches by lighting a candle...then I light a TOOTHPICK from the candle (it's like a wooden match). A toothpick can be re-lit several times! no candle wax necessary!!!!

(thanks for the tip Bonglord....)

...When you loose hours in a picture of the Universe, and don't care

http://skysurvey.org/

Props to Mike.

^^^Whoa Twich that,s amazing.Thanks for that link.I am definitely a stoner... maybe ...

ya leave the gym missin one of the teeth ya showed up with...couldnt find it ...there was headgear but a real sweaty mexican just used it...sigh

When a tram driver stops the tram and asks you move away up the back because you stink of weed

^^^^ Fookin quality mate that's a proud moment in my books

When you get told you look like one

...when you stick on the kettle and race it whilst makin' yer joint. Fumble with the roach, but still have time to pour out the water before it's stopped bubblin', come back in, sit down, glance at yer hash and realise you've not put any in. Swear several times loudly, break open the joint to start again, only to find you DID sprinkle yer hash through it.......could've been worse....at least i hadn't ran out of papers......

I've stuck a digestive biscuit in my mouth and 'dunked' my joint in my tea...

reckon lighting yer face and ponytail on fire counts

you know your a stoner when....

you throw cookies in the oven 1 night and you end up falling into such a trance from being so stoned and watching a movie that you pass out and wake up to an apartment that reeks of burnt cookies, then to make matters worse you go to the grocery store the following day and buy the same cookies again in preparation for your nightly munchies and coincidentally the same thing happens again and your awoken to cookie smoke! (this happened to me)