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When you nick your friends lighter by mistake.

(lighter thief)

When you put your coffee mug in the microwave to heat it up and then can't find it for over a month.

When you spend thousands of dollars and travel thousands of miles to smoke.

When you reading a Metro newspaper for a half an hour and then realizing it is in Dutch(but otherwize looks like just regular Metro from Boston)

You know you're a stoner when you get stoned before you get you driver's licence picture taken so police will think you look normal.

when u get 2 takeaways in one night

Mark_d wrote:you go to the kitchen to get a spoon, look in the fridge then wonder why your in the kitchen in the first plac!

My favorite so far...or the one that most sounds like me.

TwoCanucks wrote:

Dambuster wrote:you know when your a stoner when you rub soap/face wash in your hair mistaking it for shampoo

I've put the shampoo in the hair before wetting my hair like a hundred times.

You wash your hair.....then think, did I wash my hair?

you randomly burp up a cloud of smoke 30 minutes after getting down

should've mentioned something I did probably about 5 times in high school...

You know you're a stoner when you go to the drive thru of a fast food place, order a bunch of grub, pay the dude at the first window, and then just drive the fuck off without getting your food, only to realize after you're a few miles down the road...Fuck! MY FOOD!

CesarJeez wrote:should've mentioned something I did probably about 5 times in high school...

You know you're a stoner when you go to the drive thru of a fast food place, order a bunch of grub, pay the dude at the first window, and then just drive the fuck off without getting your food, only to realize after you're a few miles down the road...Fuck! MY FOOD!

This really does happen!! In N Out seems to be my favorite spot to do this. FML!

tpelling wrote:You know you're a stoner when you get stoned before you get you driver's licence picture taken so police will think you look normal.

Priceless, "tpelling"!

You know you're are a stoner when....you have 3 goes at "Twichinidaho", "Twichinahno", "Twichahlino", ...and have to open up another ACD
forum to spell it right!! ....."you've got to change!!", ....."no worries!!"

artymac wrote: You know you're are a stoner when....you have 3 goes at "Twichinidaho", "Twichinahno", "Twichahlino", ...and have to open up another ACD
forum to spell it right!! ....."you've got to change!!", ....."no worries!!"

...you can call spell it however you like artymac, I like you.

Twichaldinho wrote:

artymac wrote: You know you're are a stoner when....you have 3 goes at "Twichinidaho", "Twichinahno", "Twichahlino", ...and have to open up another ACD
forum to spell it right!! ....."you've got to change!!", ....."no worries!!"

...you can call spell it however you like artymac, I like you.

he really means it! we were calling him : twich-a-reno...

then just twich...

hmmm....on topic...

you know you're a stoner when you are baking cookies...and forget the sugar...and wonder why you have a cup of sugar on the counter...while simultaneously wondering why the cookies taste like crap!

When ya stop smokin weed and all you dream about is smokin weed...erm....and ex girlfriends and zombies.......and ex girlfriend zombies.

You know you're a stoner when it takes two hours to realize that you have worn one brown shoe AND one black shoe to work.

You know ITS OKAY TO BE A STONER when NO ONE ELSE at work notices, even when you keep your feet up on your desk all day!