you know you're a stoner when...

[Kermit]

You forget about a pretty big tent you set up a few months ago for a freind gods honest i totally forgot about it, luckily he followed instruction perfectly and on the brightside i got a nice early crimbo present.

[freewheelin frank]

you know you are a stoner when you convince your girlfriend, who doesn't smoke, that you are going to Amsterdam, during Cannabis Cup, on your honeymoon, just for the museums...
you know you are a stoner nothing gets done except thinking about it...

[freewheelin frank]

and you can't type a correct sentence...

[artymac]

you know you are a stoner nothing gets done except thinking about it...[/quote]

.... way,way to true....

you know your a stoner ..... when you have three goes at trying to throw an empty crisp (chips) packet into the bin and when leaning over trying to pick it up for the third time, ....you fall in the bin!!

[artymac]

The most used key on the keyboard is the "Backspace"

[redeyezman]

You tell people you have stoner roots, and that they are based on the TV show "That 70's Show"

I'm not sure most stoners ever even heard of Wisconsin before that show. I guess it put us on the map?

[cattales1960]

hey red that show was a great show. My parent used to hav ea cabin in WI and we would go there every summer.. beautiful state!

[MOFOFUNK]

You know you're a stoner when you drive 200 miles to score ...which is what i did last w/e...(got some nice blond Maroc tho... )

Been there mate, desperate times calls for desperate measures. A few years back, when I was at uni, i used to drive this distance every weekend to pick up and supply half the uni campus in Scarborough

[cattales1960]

you get stoned and start 6 different project and at the end of the day, none of them are finished. LOL.

[steven]

When another stoner tells you that you have a problem and you need to take a break off it

[redeyezman]

.......after 10 pages of shit we can think up, we all give up on it for 9 months ^^^^^^

[luvtick]

you know you're a stoner when...

...you MUST smoke when a cannabis-related song plays on your iPod...

'scuse me while i smoke..."The Devil Went Down to Jamaica" is playing...bubble!bubble!cough!cough!

[cattales1960]

you know you're a stoner when...

...you MUST smoke when a cannabis-related song plays on your iPod...

'scuse me while i smoke..."The Devil Went Down to Jamaica" is playing...bubble!bubble!cough!cough!

that was great Luvbong.. thanks for sharing!

[gromit]

well about 6 of me and my friends id say we were late teens,.all got a big sack and went to a friends on a lake, partied for a bit ,.was going to go to a party on the other side of town so we all jumped in my bros car and took off ,.........well the guy that had the sack lost it ,....he swore he had it at the lake house ,.........so we all go back,........tore up the house for a few and never found it ,..we started getting a little perterbed ,so we started looking in the car ,.......never found the thing,..so we gave up and piled in the car and started backin up out the driveway ,.........and low and behold ,.......under the tire in the drive way was ,........drum roll,.a freakin sack,.lol,.,....so as we got in the car the first time my friend reached in his coat pocket and got a cig,.as he did the bag fell out ,....and as we hurried to get back to look for said sack ,.we parked directly on it ,............talk about compressed bud,.lol,...............ya im a stoner,......

[gromit]

you know your a stoner when you pre roll the night before your wake and bakes,......