you know you're a stoner when...

liquidSwords · Post by **liquidSwords** » Fri 29th May 2009 10:58 am

munkyboy2k wrote:you know your a stoner when....

everything you see "can be turned into a bong"

You know your with Lampshade AKA IronLungs)

liquidSwords · Post by **liquidSwords** » Fri 29th May 2009 11:07 am

When you get up at 7:30 and think "shit, im getting picked up for work @ 7:30" so you rush around and get ready, even roll a spliff, go outside and wait for your pick up..... Then halfway down your spliff you realise "What am i doing, ITS SATURDAY, i dont work on Saturdays".....

time to go back to bed i think !!

Mark_d · Post by **Mark_d** » Fri 29th May 2009 11:47 am

when you get in your car and start it then spend the next 5 minutes wondering where your keys are!!!

cattales1960 · Post by **cattales1960** » Sat 30th May 2009 04:46 am

When you smoke a spliff in your car and park it and go into the party and come out and your cars gone only to find out you blocked the driveway of a cop who had to get to work.. Found it at the impound the next day.

luvtick · Post by **luvtick** » Sun 31st May 2009 11:52 pm

you're a little 5'2" girl and can out-smoke big (6' +) burly tattooed men...droppin' like flies.....

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Mon 1st Jun 2009 12:11 am

Your stoned?

TwoCanucks · Post by **TwoCanucks** » Mon 1st Jun 2009 03:00 am

you know you are stoned because you are stoned and used to being stoned so stoned is a feeling you feel comfortable in calling a stoned state of being stoned.

colinzeal · Post by **colinzeal** » Mon 1st Jun 2009 03:20 am

when you lend a bag to someone for a plane journey and they give it back because it smells too much like weed

StonedSince67 · Post by **StonedSince67** » Mon 1st Jun 2009 06:47 am

TwoCanucks wrote:you know you are stoned because you are stoned and used to being stoned so stoned is a feeling you feel comfortable in calling a stoned state of being stoned.

you stoned?

beat51uk · Post by **beat51uk** » Mon 1st Jun 2009 02:11 pm

When you park up at the airport for that Amsterdam trip you make sure there are a couple of spliffs in the car for when you get back.

Cisco · Post by **Cisco** » Mon 1st Jun 2009 02:18 pm

you know your a stoner when...your standing in your kitchen or other random part of house muttering aloud "what the fuck did i come through here for again?"

or when you find the scissors in the fridge (add remote various other items)

luvtick · Post by **luvtick** » Mon 1st Jun 2009 02:39 pm

cisco wrote:you know your a stoner when...your standing in your kitchen or other random part of house muttering aloud "what the fuck did i come through here for again?" or when you find the scissors in the fridge (add remote various other items)

lmfao....thanks for the coffee outta my nose this morning!

you know you're a stoner when you stop to think and forget to start again...

Dambuster · Post by **Dambuster** » Mon 1st Jun 2009 03:10 pm

so true cisco, so true

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Mon 1st Jun 2009 03:45 pm

cisco wrote:you know your a stoner when...your standing in your kitchen or other random part of house muttering aloud "what the fuck did i come through here for again?" or when you find the scissors in the fridge (add remote various other items)

All the time

beat51uk · Post by **beat51uk** » Mon 1st Jun 2009 04:20 pm

cisco wrote:you know your a stoner when...your standing in your kitchen or other random part of house muttering aloud "what the fuck did i come through here for again?" or when you find the scissors in the fridge (add remote various other items)

Could be the start of Alzheimers but if your a Stoner you'd never know