you know you're a stoner when...

[Cisco]

You know yer a stoner when you arrange a lift to the airport for 05.30 then later discover yer flights not til 18.30

You know yer a stoner when you arrange a T&T for midday then realise you don't arrive until 21.00 !!!!

[gromit]

"ITS GOOD TO BE A STONER"

[luvtick]

You know you're a stoner when you eat a snack...while in the process of making a snack

[PatMcrotch]

You know when you're a stoner when you look frantically in your pockets and the coffee table for a lighter only to realize that it was in your hand the whole time.

[luvtick]

you know you're a stoner when your backspace key sticks...and you immediately assume there is a seed stuck under it...

[2rollingstoned]

You know you're a stoner when you search frantically for your Ray Bans only to realize they are on your head

[Stanky Danky]

You know you're a stoner when you're excited to see this at the grocery store...

[luvtick]

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you know you're a stoner when you know exactly why this is exciting!!! ...and you laughed your ass off when you saw the pic...

You know you're a stoner when you're excited to see this at the grocery store...

[Slim d]

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[worldcitizen1723]

You loose The end of your hemp wick that is wrapped around your lighter......

[Willjay]

You loose The end of your hemp wick that is wrapped around your lighter......

[Slip & Sal]

you know you're a stoner when...someone says skywalker and you say Dutch passion.....

.....then they don't get you.

[spidergawd]

...you get wrecked go to the optician and your pupils wont expand beyond pinheads....Oh how we laughed .

I bet the young optician had fun telling her mates about the old pothead she had to send away to get a bit straight

[Smirks]

You know you're a stoner when you're eating a bag of maltesers and wondering when you're gonna get an orange or coffee flavored one.

Your suspicions are confirmed when you can't remember which subforum to find the "you know you're a stoner thread" in.

[Sailor59]

.... You drive to the supermarket and park up. Finished shopping you go back to the car and wonder why the remote fob will not work. After a few minutes a woman asks you why you were trying to open her car. But it is your car. Same colour, same model.... You then remember you brought your sons car to fill it up for him.