you know you're a stoner when...

[cattales1960]

you know your a stoner when...your standing in your kitchen or other random part of house muttering aloud "what the fuck did i come through here for again?" or when you find the scissors in the fridge (add remote various other items)

Could be the start of Alzheimers but if your a Stoner you'd never know

or lymes disease

[cattales1960]

you know your a stoner when you smuggle pot into amsterdam because your afraid it will take to long to get to the first coffeeshop. lol

[Twichaldinho]

you know your a stoner when you smuggle pot into amsterdam because your afraid it will take to long to get to the first coffeeshop. lol

haha. On a similar note....
....You know you are a stoner when you simply must smoke a spliff before check in because the 3 hours of check ins, flytime and trains is just too long to wait.

or

You know you are a stoner when you try not to smuggle anything back with you, but still find bits of hash and herb in your bag when you return

[Ghost]

know that feeling, think theres a patern to this.

[Toker70]

you know your a stoner when...your standing in your kitchen or other random part of house muttering aloud "what the fuck did i come through here for again?" or when you find the scissors in the fridge (add remote various other items)

Thank fuck i'm not alone!!!!

you know your a stoner when.......you boil the kettle every time u pass it and stand looking into the fridge while the water boils and then forget to make tea........

[beat51uk]

You know your a stoner when you arrive at the check in desk at 6pm for your 7.30 flight home only for the check in girl to point out that the time of your flight is actually 17.30 and it's just left without you.

[Ash333]

you know your a stoner when you smuggle pot into amsterdam because your afraid it will take to long to get to the first coffeeshop. lol

haha. On a similar note....
....You know you are a stoner when you simply must smoke a spliff before check in because the 3 hours of check ins, flytime and trains is just too long to wait.

or

You know you are a stoner when you try not to smuggle anything back with you, but still find bits of hash and herb in your bag when you return

Haha, have done both of these!!!

I smuggled a joint to amsterdam...
I took 3 (three not 2 edited lol sorry I was stoned when I wrote this) phat prerolled joints with me for the trip to the airport... smoked 2 en the way to the airport, and just as we were walking out after checking in to smoke the last joint before we went through security there were armed cops all over the place... so had to smoke ciggies instead... anyway, it was some beautiful AK48 so I kept the spliff and smoked it after landing in Eindhoven when we were waiting for the bus. That was nice, smoking english dope in holland that I'd smuggled m'self.

and smuggling stuff back accidentally....

My very first trip to mecca, for my 18th birthday........
Came back on the eurolines coach, and after stuffing my face with about 6 or 7 spacecakes that I'd made sure I ate before the belgian/french border I get woken up in Calais as the french want to search everyone under the pretence of passport control (To be fair, the bus does say in big letters LONDON-Amsterdam-LONDON).

Anyway, long story short the guy takes one look at me and asks to search my bag. I've no problem with this, knowing that I've smoked everything and am not carrying any dope. He checks my bag and asks me to empty my pockets, and is pleased to find literally about 15 packs of skins, a grinder which he doesnt open but was empty and various lighters and ciggarettes/tobbacco things... I told him that I'd had a good trip but had nothing and he let me go on.... I turn a corner thinking I'm free and whats waiting for me? UK passport control and customs, great.
Again they took one look at a stoned 18 year old backpacker coming from Amsterdam and asked to search my bags... this time I'm just like sure, see if you can find anything the french didnt!
the girl opens the top zip of my bag, glances in, and waves me through.

Sorry for the boring story so far, but about 4 or 5 days later I took some laundry out of the wash and noticed something in one of the tiny zipped pockets of my hoodie. Wicked, its that half gram of Barneys Charas that I'd lost!!! and the baggie is sealed... lets smoke:D

[darkglobe]

You know you're a stoner when you drive 200 miles to score ...which is what i did last w/e...(got some nice blond Maroc tho... )

[Ash333]

You know you're a stoner when you drive 200 miles to score ...which is what i did last w/e...(got some nice blond Maroc tho... )

200 miles??? fucking hell mate, thats a mission!! Where you based to have to drive that far?

[bankhog207]

you know ur a stoner when Pineapple Express the movie could be your life on any given day of the week.

[Kermit]

You 4got it was you birthday and some1 you dont know, who lives the other side of the world reminds you on an internet forum

Cheers for that Luvtick

[redeyed]

You know your a stoner when you roll a huge spliff and announce to your friends that you dont know whether you should smoke it or write nasa on the side and launch it out the window....

[Hammy]

You know you're a stoner when you open the fridge to get some food, and then shut it pretty much straight away because you forgot why you opened the fridge in the first place. (just happened)

[cattales1960]

ROFL. These post are funny

[luvtick]

Cheers for that Luvtick

Yay!

You know you're a stoner when you make space cookies that taste SO good, you eat SIX (because you're already stoned and have the munchies) and then have to lay on the couch paralyzed, but very aware of everything going on around you....participating in conversation even, but unable to move...