you know you're a stoner when...

Toker70 · Post by **Toker70** » Thu 4th Jun 2009 12:41 pm

you know your a stoner when....... You take your dog to the beach for a swim have a joint and then leave without him(now i have to go back and get him)

darkglobe · Post by **darkglobe** » Thu 4th Jun 2009 07:04 pm

Toker70 wrote:you know your a stoner when....... You take your dog to the beach for a swim have a joint and then leave without him(now i have to go back and get him)

LOL...yeah,i've left my dog tied up outside the supermarket a couple of times...

Dambuster · Post by **Dambuster** » Thu 4th Jun 2009 09:54 pm

nice!

luvtick · Post by **luvtick** » Fri 5th Jun 2009 12:25 am

...you are reading a magazine and mis-read the word "spiff" as...you guessed it..."spliff!" (just happened)

Clayman · Post by **Clayman** » Fri 5th Jun 2009 05:50 am

you spend two hours in the office's server room giggling and laughing at Boxxy videos with the IT guys

FenixNYC · Post by **FenixNYC** » Fri 5th Jun 2009 11:30 pm

You know you're a stoner when you HAVE to smoke before you leave the house to meet your friends to go smoke.

Clayman · Post by **Clayman** » Fri 5th Jun 2009 11:53 pm

FenixNYC wrote:You know you're a stoner when you HAVE to smoke before you leave the house to meet your friends to go smoke.

fuck, the bus is boring.

Mark_d · Post by **Mark_d** » Sun 7th Jun 2009 10:04 pm

you go to the kitchen to get a spoon, look in the fridge then wonder why your in the kitchen in the first plac!

Sir Niall of Essex-sire · Sun 7th Jun 2009 10:12 pm

you click on the same forum topic accidently 3 times and each time curse for clicking on the same damn topic.

sonicblue · Post by **sonicblue** » Sun 7th Jun 2009 10:19 pm

You know you are a stoner when you go to the store to buy soap and return with $40 worth of munchies and no soap.

Dam - So you do a couple more bong hits then go back to the store for the stupid soap buy another $40 worth of junk and still no soap!

Dambuster · Post by **Dambuster** » Sun 7th Jun 2009 10:55 pm

FenixNYC

colinzeal · Post by **colinzeal** » Mon 8th Jun 2009 12:29 am

you know you're a stoner when you catch yourself tapping your toast over the ashtray.

Dambuster · Post by **Dambuster** » Mon 8th Jun 2009 02:32 pm

you know when your a stoner when you rub soap/face wash in your hair mistaking it for shampoo

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Tue 9th Jun 2009 08:41 am

You spend a day doing a trip report then close the page before submiting it

squiggy · Post by **squiggy** » Wed 10th Jun 2009 02:53 pm

colinzeal wrote:you know you're a stoner when you catch yourself tapping your toast over the ashtray.

LMFAO