you know you're a stoner when...

liquidSwords · Post by **liquidSwords** » Wed 10th Jun 2009 03:57 pm

luvtick wrote:...you are reading a magazine and mis-read the word "spiff" as...you guessed it..."spliff!" (just happened)

just happened!!! had to proper go throught the spiff word to realise there was no L!!!! lol

liquidSwords · Post by **liquidSwords** » Wed 10th Jun 2009 04:01 pm

When you have rubbish in one hand and your car key in the other. You go outside and flip the wheelie bin lid (which will flip back down) and you only have a split second to throw your rubbish away, and in between all this getting your help muddled up and actually throwing your car keys in the bin and continuing as though nothing as happened until you get to you car with nothing but rubbish in your hand!!!!... DOH!!!!! Time to search though the bin!!!!

Toker70 · Post by **Toker70** » Wed 10th Jun 2009 04:02 pm

^^ LOL coffee all over the screen thanks LS

TwoCanucks · Post by **TwoCanucks** » Thu 11th Jun 2009 01:01 am

Dambuster wrote:you know when your a stoner when you rub soap/face wash in your hair mistaking it for shampoo

I've put the shampoo in the hair before wetting my hair like a hundred times.

angry pirate · Post by **angry pirate** » Thu 11th Jun 2009 09:55 am

TwoCanucks wrote:
Dambuster wrote:you know when your a stoner when you rub soap/face wash in your hair mistaking it for shampoo
I've put the shampoo in the hair before wetting my hair like a hundred times.

it's for THIS reason that my toothbrush stays on different shelf to the ol' gilette fusion. owww.

SRH_Spaded · Post by **SRH_Spaded** » Thu 18th Jun 2009 08:39 pm

ok i have a couple:

u know you're a stoner when you put the box of cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cabinet

u know you're a stoner when you turn on the volcanoe, break up your weed, fill the chamber, set it on top and realise that u flipped the wrong switch

(and then just minutes later)

u know you're a stoner when u forget the bag is filling up untill vapor is spewing out of the bottom

yes i have done all three

chilly1952 · Post by **chilly1952** » Thu 18th Jun 2009 09:36 pm

You schedule every business trip to Eurpoe through Amsterdam with a long layover.

Twichaldinho · Post by **Twichaldinho** » Thu 18th Jun 2009 09:49 pm

chilly1952 wrote:You schedule every business trip to Eurpoe through Amsterdam with a long layover.

...or ya cash in on airmiles and take yer wife where? You guessed it..

Max Flower · Post by **Max Flower** » Thu 18th Jun 2009 10:46 pm

You pass out next to 1/4 of sticky weed that was laid out and drying on a sheet of paper only to wake up the next morning and not find a stick or crumb of weed left on the paper.

After a quick slightly panicked search you go to the washroom walk by the mirror and low and behold there is an entire quarter ounce stuck to the back of your polar fleece shirt!

USbongLord · Post by **USbongLord** » Fri 19th Jun 2009 12:04 am

sugars in the fridge again

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Thu 25th Jun 2009 07:29 pm

You put the computer on then 4get what for

SoulRider · Post by **SoulRider** » Thu 25th Jun 2009 09:29 pm

you get up because your bored and find your head is in the fridge AGAIN. 5 times in 20mins

and your not actually hungry and theirs no food in the firdge

SoulRider · Post by **SoulRider** » Thu 25th Jun 2009 09:37 pm

When you sit around for 37mins waiting for someone to come online, only to realise when they said 10pm I needed to add an hour

Toker70 · Post by **Toker70** » Mon 29th Jun 2009 11:45 pm

When u go to kick a golfball on the road and totally miss it and smash the toes off yourself on the tarmac(it fucking hurts now)

darkglobe · Post by **darkglobe** » Tue 30th Jun 2009 02:47 pm

when you put bread under the grill to toast,go back after a bit and find that you have'nt turned the grill on...

(just happened & i aint had a spliff yet today)...