you know you're a stoner when...

happydaze777 · Post by **happydaze777** » Tue 30th Jun 2009 05:17 pm

When you yet again return to the kitchen feeling a little hungry to discover (or remember) that you put a pizza in the oven an hour ago and its burnt to a crisp. I waste so much money this way!

echc1 · Post by **echc1** » Tue 30th Jun 2009 07:29 pm

when making a bad mistake of riding a motorcycle after a smoke session,getting to a set of traffic lights,stopping and forgetting to put yer feet down........culprit echc1 back in 1990....and yes i fell over!!!

daphne1 · Post by **daphne1** » Thu 9th Jul 2009 12:50 am

when you cremate 1 oz hash in microwave for 60 seconds 'stead of 6 and think its hilarious

everyone well ripped from the fumes

one of those memorable nights

stoned again

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Thu 9th Jul 2009 10:50 am

You walk into the garden with a spliff in your mouth and coffee in hand. Then go to light the spliff only to find it floating in my coffee

TwoCanucks · Post by **TwoCanucks** » Thu 9th Jul 2009 01:14 pm

you smoke 4+ oz in 10 days in Amsterdam... oh yeah... stoner for sure!

BigRigRob · Post by **BigRigRob** » Tue 21st Jul 2009 12:34 am

Your bong is taller than your dog.

luvtick · Post by **luvtick** » Mon 17th Aug 2009 04:35 pm

you leave your ipod on the airplane....and 3 weeks later find it in the "logical place to keep it." (yay! i have an ipod again!!)

Twichaldinho · Post by **Twichaldinho** » Mon 17th Aug 2009 05:28 pm

You know your a stoner, when you work out the value of Everything based on how much weed it would buy you.

I.E. " £130 for a pair of jeans.....fuck that, thats an ounce right there..."

happydaze777 · Post by **happydaze777** » Mon 17th Aug 2009 06:42 pm

…go away on holiday and separate your stash at home in to 3 bags and hide them away, upon returning from said holiday and only been able to find 1 of the 3 hiding places… Booo…

colinzeal · Post by **colinzeal** » Mon 17th Aug 2009 07:06 pm

happydaze777 wrote:…go away on holiday and separate your stash at home in to 3 bags and hide them away, upon returning from said holiday and only been able to find 1 of the 3 hiding places… Booo…

lmao. still though dont want that darn cat tokin all you treats mate! :p

cattales1960 · Post by **cattales1960** » Mon 17th Aug 2009 11:54 pm

Twichaldinho wrote:You know your a stoner, when you work out the value of Everything based on how much weed it would buy you.

I.E. " £130 for a pair of jeans.....fuck that, thats an ounce right there..."

dude, you need to shop in the US. Dang thats alot for jeans.

BigRigRob · Post by **BigRigRob** » Tue 18th Aug 2009 06:37 am

You go to brush something off your cheek, and realize it's the floor.

cantona7 · Post by **cantona7** » Tue 18th Aug 2009 09:52 am

happydaze777 wrote:…go away on holiday and separate your stash at home in to 3 bags and hide them away, upon returning from said holiday and only been able to find 1 of the 3 hiding places… Booo…

i used to hide my stash on holiday. left it out once and said my friend/house sitter he could smoke a bit. dude smoked it all. then bought some replacement and if i remember right smoked that too. ended up paying me back though.

you know your a stoner when your on a 5 month break from smoking and if you thought hard enough u could give a pretty acurate time w/o smoke down to the hour.

happydaze777 · Post by **happydaze777** » Tue 18th Aug 2009 10:36 am

colinzeal wrote:
happydaze777 wrote:…go away on holiday and separate your stash at home in to 3 bags and hide them away, upon returning from said holiday and only been able to find 1 of the 3 hiding places… Booo…

lmao. still though dont want that darn cat tokin all you treats mate! :p

Stroke of luck last night col! 2 down, 1 to go...

Hammy · Post by **Hammy** » Thu 20th Aug 2009 12:39 pm

The fact that I'm going A'dam in 16 hours has got me more excited than just about anything in the last 2 years....