you know you're a stoner when...

mark the martian · Post by **mark the martian** » Thu 20th Aug 2009 12:43 pm

Twichaldinho wrote:You know your a stoner, when you work out the value of Everything based on how much weed it would buy you.

I did this last night for the first time and felt really bad straight away hehehe. Like "Hmm, three beers... that's almost a gram"

Bad way of thinking!

luvtick · Post by **luvtick** » Fri 21st Aug 2009 09:30 pm

mark the martian wrote:
Twichaldinho wrote:You know your a stoner, when you work out the value of Everything based on how much weed it would buy you.
I did this last night for the first time and felt really bad straight away hehehe. Like "Hmm, three beers... that's almost a gram"

Bad way of thinking!

You know you're a stoner when you DON'T think that's a bad way of thinking....

Denomolous · Post by **Denomolous** » Fri 21st Aug 2009 10:00 pm

You know you are a stoner when you repeat yourself.

Denomolous · Post by **Denomolous** » Fri 21st Aug 2009 10:00 pm

You know you are a stoner when you repeat yourself.

geoffk · Post by **geoffk** » Fri 21st Aug 2009 10:14 pm

hehehe. wait what? oh yeah hehehe

baked · Post by **baked** » Fri 21st Aug 2009 11:54 pm

you know you are a stoner when you still have a 15 hour shift working left, but allready start to reflect which smokes in what certain order you are going to have when you are home finally.

RealWeedSmoker · Post by **RealWeedSmoker** » Mon 24th Aug 2009 02:46 am

You kno ur a stoner when ur sitting there baked comparing prices to Amsterdam.

Denomolous · Post by **Denomolous** » Mon 24th Aug 2009 12:26 pm

You know your a stoner when...

You fear the question that all stoners fear:

"What were we just talking about???"

Er... Um.... Yeah.

luvtick · Post by **luvtick** » Mon 24th Aug 2009 12:56 pm

Denomolous wrote:You know your a stoner when...

You fear the question that all stoners fear:

"What were we just talking about???"

Er... Um.... Yeah.

lmfao....at LEAST twice a day...

you know you're a stoner when you have already smoked at 4:20.... A.M. ......

AzLaker · Post by **AzLaker** » Tue 25th Aug 2009 12:58 am

When you read 7 pages of......"you know your a stoner when"..... Dam, that's some reading.

AzLaker

Space Boy · Post by **Space Boy** » Sun 6th Sep 2009 09:43 pm

...when you're having a nice hot shower and realise you've still got your dressing gown on

or

try to shave with hair gell instead of shave gell - doesnt work btw

or

at the cinema nip out for a crafty, smoke come back sit down and help yourself to your friends popcorn then realise said friend is sat three rows infront of you! Leaving you to explain yourself to a confused stranger

Dobern · Post by **Dobern** » Sun 13th Sep 2009 05:46 pm

You know you're a stoner when...you set off from outside your house, and take a wrong turning to follow a car for 30 miles before realising you're going in completely the wrong direction you need to be. Christ I'm an idiot at times.

BigRigRob · Post by **BigRigRob** » Mon 14th Sep 2009 12:08 am

You know your stoned when you make one of these cakes and you can actually eat it... Kitty litter cake....
http://www.best-chocolate-recipes.com/h ... cakes.html

Balou · Post by **Balou** » Mon 14th Sep 2009 01:24 am

...you roll another spliff b/c you can't find the one you were just smoking!

Twichaldinho · Post by **Twichaldinho** » Mon 14th Sep 2009 01:59 pm

balou1999 wrote:...you roll another spliff b/c you can't find the one you were just smoking!

Damn, that happens to me all the time

Do you ever find the Bit you lost? Where do they go?