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you know you're a stoner when...
Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 12:44 pm
by luvtick
...you are staring out the open sliding glass door, decide to go outside, and proceed to walk/rip THROUGH the still-closed screen door! (true story that happened to me many moons ago...)
got one? bring it...
Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 02:40 pm
by Ash333
your head stash has more strains than a coffeeshop.
Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 05:34 pm
by Twichaldinho
...You get into your car in deep winter, turn on the engine, then get back out to scrape yer windows, locking the door by hand as you get out!
True story, done after a nightshift.....spare key, half an hour away.
I'm still living that one down

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Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 05:47 pm
by CHELSEA_SMOKERS_SOCIETY
you know you're a stoner, when you leave your girlfriends parents house in essex, to go home in buckinghamshire (over and hour drive).
when you get home you realise to your dismay, after turning the car insde out, youve left your house keys in essex.
you return straight back to essex, where you find your house keys in your pocket.

Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 06:36 pm
by munkyboy2k
you know your a stoner when....
everything you see "can be turned into a bong"

Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 08:02 pm
by milehigh
good topic.
all your clocks are set to 4:20. I have at least 9.
Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 08:56 pm
by dogstar
munkyboy2k wrote:you know your a stoner when....
everything you see "can be turned into a bong"

Nice one!

Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 09:00 pm
by dogstar
You know you're a stoner when... you've had a dead badger in the back of your car for two weeks but you're going to get around to stuffing it soon, honest...
(Guy I met at the Rifleman's Arms in Glasto a few years back, who fancied himself as a taxidermist)
Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 09:16 pm
by TRANCE
dogstar wrote:You know you're a stoner when... you've had a dead badger in the back of your car for two weeks but you're going to get around to stuffing it soon, honest...
(Guy I met at the Rifleman's Arms in Glasto a few years back, who fancied himself as a taxidermist)
I'm South West England too & a Glasto regular (Tor).
Where be u located?
Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 10:02 pm
by Ghost
you climb over your six foot gate pissed and then realize the fence had blown down in the gusts of(1988/89), proceed in to kitchen to make toast and end up throwing bread in bin and buttering the packet it came in, went to bed then.
Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 10:07 pm
by murphyscafe
..when u keep saying, "ill do it in a minute!"
Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 10:55 pm
by USbongLord
you ship yer stash to yer vacation spot hotel just to be sure.....
Posted: Thu 28th May 2009 11:53 pm
by Sir Niall of Essex-sire
When someone presents you something they describe as smelling like Car Desiel, looks big and chunky with bright orange hairs and when you touch it sticks to your fingers and you give them 20 quid to have the pleasure of smoking it.
Posted: Fri 29th May 2009 09:30 am
by Boner
You think of something to write in this thread but keep forgetting what.
Posted: Fri 29th May 2009 10:24 am
by hippy_man99
^hahahahhaha!!....
haha
he...
what were we talking about?