My choice;
Whiskey & Diet Coke with Ice... in a nice tall long glass, thats a good quadrupal measure of Whiskey, it will last a good 20-30 minutes that way allowing the ice to completely melt thus diluting the stregnth (sp) and making it easier to drink the more you drink of it... seems like a strange objective but certainly gets you pissed nice and fast
so...
Whiskey & Coke
OR
Wake & Bake