ok i just wanna say now that my trip report wont be great, it will prob be a bit jumpy cos im still just remembering bits and forgettin others all over again!!!!
ok i just wrote half this and am now realisin how long it is so im tryin to catergorise it a bit for ya!
weed, this is what i remember i smoked, prices may not be 100% accurate or in order of what i smoked and i will try remember what each of em did, i smoked my first pure joints here too! cant remember what i had pure but i did a fair few, though alot of our spliffs were to smoke there and while walkin, so put baccy in to keep them alight while on a mission!
1 g white dolphin ( 10 e dolphins) good first smoke, soon had me giggling a bit, though was takin it slow at start, from not smokin anything except shit brick occasionaly i didnt wanna throw myself in at once and whitey out!
2 g bubble gum ( 15 e bushdocter) i really do love bushdocter the guys there are always really friendly and you cant beat a big keychain of baggys! the bubble gum was really nice though!
1 g ak47 ( 8 e rokerij) 2nd fave weed on the trip! was a special on it for 8e a gram, this stuff really left me grinning!
1 g blueberry ( 8 e crush) crush wasnt on the map but it was like a 15 second walk from our hotel ( just south of leidsplein) was a really nice place! same guy workin there EVERYDAY!! he must do like 16 hours working a day yet he was still so nice, had the bong here alot, left a tip with it too and he seemed to like us even more! if any of you are on marnix straat or near museumplein then seek this place out it was good!
3 g jack herer ( 13 e crush) read my report on the jolly joker jack herer a bit further down!
1 g of bubblegum ( 8 e crush )
1 g of silver pearl ( 7 e) had this when last typing seemed to be pretty good!
1 hash milkshake (5.70 e abraxas) im not sure if this effected me or not really, i know hash cakes take a while to kick in but for a good 4 hours i felt nothing, though later in the evening i was very stoned but i had smoked since then.....i dunno...it tasted good though
1 bon bon ( 3e abraxas 2 / chocolata) well after the monsterous trek to find this place and grasshopper 1 we did....and it was a wreck ha ha! though the guy was nice and took a few mins lookin for the bon bons we wanted cos they werent on the shop floor! only had 1 bon bon so wasnt expectin much but it wasnt bad!
1 g nevilles haze ( 11e da kuil....420 maybe....i dont know i just remember it had a microscope) wasnt THAT great, cant remember why just remember i didnt really like it
1g star warz ( 11.50 bluebird) i cant really remember this one.....nothing bad but didnt really stand out as anything too special!
2 g jack herer ( 6 e a gram at jolly joker! good good stuff!!!) this stuff and the stuff from crush are joint first for my weed of the holiday, the jack herer was so nice! really smooth could take huge tokes and not even feel it hit your throat and always left me feelin nice and baked.
1 g grey haze ( 11.50 e grey area) grey area was another mission to find but was worth it, this stuff said it was mainly sativa so went for that it was really nice, had my first vaporiser in here too the guy was really friendly and helped tony ( punk_in_drublic) to use it then we both had a go!!!
i know there was some more in there but cant remember what! im sure punk_in_drublic will be postin what he had soon!
BIG BIG BIG dissapointment I DIDNT GO TO NES!!! after it was packed when we first walked past on sunday we thought ' ah we'll just go tomorrow'.....nes not open on a monday?!?!?! cos it wasnt open when we walked past at about 3:30 in the afternoon sorry rez couldnt get the message to dave cos didnt actually see him! sorry to everyone else aswell cos i said i would take pics of the book!
coffeeshops went in
doplhins - always a good place such great decor! was a good place to start gettin stoned! the sofas downstairs are GREAT! and it was so funny when a german guy was coughing his lungs out from doin a bong then the bar lady bought him a drink after seein him on camera!!!
bushdocter - deadly stairs but the guys are really friendly and helpful, there are usually seats cos its 3 floors and off rembrantsplein so not as busy as most places
rokerij - i really liked this place, especially for a morning smoke! was a really nice atmosphere just nice and relaxed, though i gotta say the seats in the back corner are interestin....they are big bundles of what looks like rope!!!
crush - hte coffeeshop opposite from the hotel, had a sofa, apart from that quite a cafe feel to it, metallic tables and chairs but i liked it!
abraxas - always busy! didnt buy any weed here a friend did though said it was ok. didnt get seats first time but second time did. i thought this place had 3 floors!!?!?! i saw stiars to go up more but they were blocked off! but anyway sat there 2nd time on the glass floor that was interesting!
jolly joker - off neiuwmarket ( and red light district ha ha) a really nice place! if any of you have seen hostel....it sorta looks like that place they go to ( IN AMSTERDAM NOT A TORTURE PLACE HA HA) nice wooden seats, 2 floors and lots of weird philisophical notes on the back of the cash register ( went in there alone one time and sat behind it...confused me to hell!!)
grasshopper 2 - went in, got alot of hassle for id from bouncers, ( we got id'd alot of places which didnt bother us cos we are all 18, one of us literaly 18 on the day we went) but they were just really stroppy, went downstairs and walked almost straight back up! 16 e for 1 gram!!! it just wasnt worth it!
420 - pretty nice place, big big table near the back, had 2 guys playing cards, when we left they were on a score of like 15-9! so they seemed to like it. the microscope was really cool!! cant work out if the dealer was english or just was very g ood at saying ' alright gents got id??!!'
grey area - well the reviews i have read are all true so far: great but small! thats all i can say, we luckily got seats on the wall right next to the vaporiser but it was always full, one group of people would leave and the table was taken quickly! really friendly american guy here!
fuck where else did we go....
paradise "the best" - i wouldnt wanna go back to this place if it was "the only" i just found the guys there really really rude it wasnt that great of a place, and hearing tales from some guy who had apparently been in 6 plance crashes, had the fbi after him and had just been in belgium where he was robbed for 8000 dollars and beaten up and chased out of the country by gangsters....that was an ' interesting' tale!
bulldog - BEFORE I START.... we had just come out the comedy club and needed a place to skin up before walkin off, we checked out rokerij and dolphins first but one was closed and one full ( it was about 2am when we got out hte comedy show) so we grudingly set off to skin up outside, yet again bouncers bein funny, then wouldnt let us sit outside then got in and left IMMEDIATELY it was like a club full of annoying pissed british people!
we went other places but cant remember right now
just wanna apologise for the british...they really are annoying arent they
i say ' they 'cos i dont wanna class myself with a group of people that just get pissed beyond recognition and have no shame AT ALL and start trouble and stuff.
classic quotes....just puttin this so i remember really cos they wont mean much to you guys ha ha
' it would be rude not to' - this really did make the trip! it was pretty much our decision maker ;
mark - coffeeshop?
tony - would be rude not to!
sim - red light
mark - would be rude not to!!!
you get the picture!
and the only other one i can remember
' woo' just a kinda pathetic woo.....was hte only noise that i seemed to be capable of when baked!
the weather was a bit shit to be honest! it rained so hard one day that even though we had umbrellas but didnt have them with us we bought more even after the shop jacked up prices.
ok i'll stop now cos i really have gone on! we did alot more than this but i mean its a HUGE report for me to write in one go....so sorry about any spelling or grammar or anything
well done if any of you got this far! as a reward here are some pics, not all the right way round...but i cant be arsed to edit them
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i am the one on the left, punk_in_drublic on the right and our friend sim in the middle!!
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us on the last day outside our hotel!
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seriously.....just a great sign ha ha ha
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me smokin somethin in crush...only took a few pics of us actually in coffeeshops most days the camera was left in the hotel or just forgot to use it so on last day took lots of pics
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punk_in_drublic hittin up the bong in crush....man i loved that ong and wish i got a pic with it! i had it nearly everytime i went in there and left a lil tip in the end the guy got it down without me asking!
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it must be love :p
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punk_in_drublic outside of boom chicago...thats not a real laugh by the way i just thought it would suit the picture...seemed funny at the time:D
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we realised that when we went into a shop our pockets were soon emptied out and we set up a lil camp, this was my section...note the astham inhaler every good stoners friend :p and the AA sports drink LIFE SAVER!!
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p_i_d outside rokerij off leidesplein
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sim.......wasted
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p_i_d outside the cockring had a few laughs walkin past there at night, we aint homophobic at all but there were just so many stereotypical gay people queing outside!!!
after all that lets hope them pics worked and sorry if i posted any twice or something
Reminds me of the 60's when I had hair down to my ass. 
